10 Hilarious Disney Tweets
1. We should all get free maid service from nature
Disney lies . No matter how long you wait or how long you long for a clean house, animals will not come clean for you. #inneedofamaid— Mary (@dreambig_smile) October 20, 2016
2. I'd watch this version
*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 24, 2015
3. So unrealistic
Watching so many Disney movies as a young girl gave me very unrealistic expectations about how majestically my hair should blow in the wind.— Theresa C. (@theresa_lauren) November 1, 2014
4. Totally unfair
Total bs that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed she's a "beautiful princess," but when I do the same I'm "clinically depressed."— Sarah (@thetigersez) October 31, 2014
5. A good question, considering all the other things he's involved in
How do we know Pinocchio wasn't snorting Viagra?— quorndawg Ⓥ (@QuornDawg) July 1, 2015
6. It all comes down to communication
FROZEN SUMMARY: Lack of communication between upper class siblings leads to untold misery and uncertain future for general population.— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 6, 2014
7. Parents never last long in a Disney movie
Do we all agree there is a 100% chance an earlier version of this machine killed Belle's mom pic.twitter.com/UUmmccEURL— Daniel "Kibblesmith" (@kibblesmith) July 2, 2016
8. What are they trying to tell us?
I hate cutting my hair, I hang out with 7 guys, I have a sleeping disorder and I have a thing for shoes and fishnets. I blame Disney.— Niki (@NikiWithIssues) October 21, 2011
9. Tooth decay is no laughing matter
[watching Aladdin]— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2016
6-year-old: I know what I'd wish for.
6: A tube of toothpaste that never runs out.
Dream big, kid.
10. Who ever said Disney was kid friendly?
pinocchio is messed up pic.twitter.com/2j7JpMpaDy— andrew webster (@A_Webster) November 12, 2016